Copic marker and colored pencil
Hours: TOO MANY
I sacrificed a little bit of my soul working on this so now you have to look at it
I’m mad about how great this looks tbh
for a minute i was really confused because i thought you had drawn on a foil wrapper and then
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
9 hours ago · 612,720 notes
MAN. I NEED TO STEP UP MY SLUT GAME IF I WANT A TSHIRT QUILT.
HEY YO DUDES. LET ME FUCK YOU AND STEAL YO SHIRTS.
9 hours ago · 4 notes
Don’t just have sex..
Have filthy, amazing sex that leaves your legs like jelly and your mind blank for hours after. Sex that makes you breathless after. Sex that makes you scream. Sex that leaves marks on their back, and bites on their shoulders. Sex that lasts until morning.
Sex that you could never get enough of.
Reading “I Was A Fat Drunk Catholic School Insomniac” by Jamie Iredell and just feeling really understood. (It might still be free on Amazon right now, btw.)
I’m over 265lb now, can we fucking cut out the bullshit and stop pretending that I am not fat?