kanyewesticle:

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

This is perfect.

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I’m a starship. I’m a kite.

oprahsinfrey let me know I’m his spirit animal right now. Things like that make my night.

Let my main fuck know I wasn’t wearing any panties under my dress tonight.

Totally getting laid later.

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

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brandnewswastikas:

Hottie with an Illuminati body

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